I don’t know if I want to be with you. Your breath really smells and it’s so disgusting. I want to kiss you but it smells like a dragon. And why do you not shave? It’s so nasty! You need to pluck your eyebrows and shave the whiskers that you keep missing! Take your time for god’s sake. I will teach you if you want. And stop calling me hot. Call me beautiful or gorgeous or pretty. It feels so much more meaningful.
I try to accept your flaws and like you for who you are. But these simple little fixable things just bug me to no end! I am starting to have second thoughts about dating you. I am starting to regret ever saying yes. I want so much for this to work. And I feel horrible because I know you like me ALOT. But I also am trying to remember that I cannot stay in a relationship if only for the other person. I have to do what’s right for me.
I will hang in there for a while longer. I promise. We are still a fairly new couple and I have to give you a chance. Ya know?
And something has been going on that I haven’t told you. This girl on our bus who sits behind us goes on and on SO LOUDLY about how much of an ugly couple we are. It makes me want to cry. You don’t hear it and your lucky. But I hear it and it burns. It hurts so bad. I am thinking about punching her in the face. But then I realize how much trouble I will get in.. But then again it will feel so good.
The last thing I haven’t told you is that I flirt with other guys. I flirt with these guys because you don’t give me the attention and affection that I desperately need. I crave it. And you are not fulfilling that craving. Like COME ON! Hold my hand dammit! Put your arms around me. Don’t just walk there like some prude idiot! Seriously. If you don’t start giving me what I want, I am going to have to dump you. There are plenty of other fish in the sea, toots!
Love,
Your Transformers Girl
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