If only I could let you go, but no, somehow you are our only option, no DSL out in this part of the woods, and I would rather jump off a bridge than go back to dial-up. I am starting a dirty diaper collection though, because I am yet again going through a day and a half long span with no phone, no internet, and choppy television..
You try to tell me it is city wide, all the way to Jacksonville. Seriously, you are trying to say that a 300 mile wide section of the state is without phone and internet? You say this to me while I am calling from a friend’s phone… who by the way has phone service THROUGH YOU!!
One of your technicians has filled us in, you give us these crazy excuses to avoid telling the truth, our whole street needs to be rewired! He told us our area is known as ‘section 6’ and the call centers are told to make up reasons for no service just to shut us up. All so you can save money and not find the real source of the freaking problem.
If we could move or switch companies I would in a heartbeat, but until then there is a big sack of crappy diapers just waiting for you.
–Sick of it
Picture from this great post at BoingBoing
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