Dear Alejandro, Sequoia, Fernando, Roberto, etc

Why is it so hard for you to understand that I will never sleep with you? I am so tired of all of my ex’s friends who tried to sleep with me while we were married. I am so glad I realized none of you were really my friends but only talked to me in hopes of catching me or any other ‘hot girl’ when vulnerable. No, I don’t want pictures of your dick. If you really want to be friends with women you have to stop viewing them as objects. Also, take no for an answer. Glad I moved thousands of miles away when I dumped that phony asshole. If you ever try to kiss me again and I’ll do more than draw blood, I’ll bite your tongue off. That whole town has the clap.

Have a nice phony life never getting laid because you are all morons!

The one you’ll never get

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