Dearest Cousin Jess,
I loathe you with everything that I am! You are evil. I remember when were kids playing out at grandmas house the rest of our cousins had to pick sides, yours, or mine. That’s crap. Secondly I will always hold the fact that you got me in trouble against you. You were the one that called names. I never called you a bitch! I do now though, with every chance I get. We were never friends, even in softball we were always rivals. Thanks for being such a loser though, at least I won 8 season championships. If you don’t get what you want the whole world is going to hear aout it, you are such a cry baby. Maybe if someone could actually stand being married to you for more than 6 months if you weren’t such a whore, and a bully. I hate you. Oh, and that stunt you pulled? The one where you dated the guy I have liked for 10 years? That was a good one. He dumped your sorry ass at the racetrack, and told you to fins your own way home. At least he learned the easy way, and idn’t even take the time to date you. All you are is trash. You don’t even qualify as trash, you’re scum. You need a serious reality check, and a cheeseburger. You look like a bag of bones. Men don’t like skeletons. Just throwing that out there. You are nasty, and rude, and whiny, and no one likes you so go fall in a hole and die. Please and Thank You.